Dedicated to all the uselessly funny garbage spread across the internet, I give you ‘My Funnies Page’. I have collected a whole swag of images, videos, soundclips and links to think that I have found hillarious over the years and I think this is the perfect forum to spread them to the world. Besides, I hate email forwards, especially those ones claiming knowledge about a virus, or some conspiracy saying Microsoft will charge for each email unless you forward this email. They crack me up, and annoy me.

ABCDEF Keyboard

The ABCDEF Keyboard, which will NEVER replace the QWERTY keyboard purely because it's so stupid.

I remember taking this photo during my time working at a school west of Ipswich, Queensland. Maria, the helpdesk officer had brought this keyboard back from a lab after complaints that they keys didn’t work properly. Upon examination, we discovered that all the keys had been rearranged from their normal QWERTY configuration into alphabetical anignment. I distinctly remember laughing my ass off when I saw it. Full Image

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Fight-back 757

The latest weapon in the war against terrorism

This picture came out shortly after 9|11 and depicts a Boeing 757 that appears to have been retro-fitted with AAMRAM and Sidewinder missiles. This is clearly a fake, and likely the pictures of the weaponry were digitally copied from a photo of an F-16 and then effectively applied to the original 757 photo. It’s still very amusing though. Full Image